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naam: Seltaeb
latijns:crioceris asparagi - aspergehaantje
features: Since 04:19, 28-01-2004

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To Seltaeb. 		In the last ten years... Seltaeb, 03 Mei 2018 18:50
I moved to a new state.

To Seltaeb. 		In the last ten years... Seltaeb, 12 Apr 2018 19:50
I survived major clinical depression.

To Seltaeb. 		In the last ten years... Seltaeb, 03 Apr 2018 06:44
I ''bought'' (obtained financing) for a home.

To Seltaeb. 		In the last ten years... Seltaeb, 31 Mrt 2018 17:53
I held at least ten different jobs.

To Seltaeb. 		In the last ten years... Seltaeb, 31 Mrt 2018 02:59
I held an infant child for the first time. It was creepy and awkward.

To Seltaeb. 		In the last ten years... Seltaeb, 29 Mrt 2018 03:23
I got divorced.

To Seltaeb. 		In the last ten years... Seltaeb, 27 Mrt 2018 02:34
I got married.

To Seltaeb. 		In the last ten years... Seltaeb, 26 Mrt 2018 02:45
I had my first kiss.

To Seltaeb. 		A New Generation of Bugs Seltaeb, 25 Mrt 2018 01:05
In the time that passed, where have we been?

To Salote. 		Aloha ~ Salote, 12 Apr 2018 17:04
I think many of us have been doing similar to you, married, divorced, baby, and such....
next chapter...

To Seltaeb. 		Dawn and Elling Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:19
have your makeup sex and stop filling the splats with crap. And, you idiots who keep posting as mites, have the balls to wear your suit or get one. I'm sick of you morons thinking you're on the ''high road'' and preaching your rubbish, spitting down on those that don't conform to what you believe is “right” or “proper”, or what you want things to be like. If you get upset over profanity; if you are offended by profanity, then you need to realize you are responsible for your actions and reactions. Are you truly offended; upset, or do you just think you are?

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:20
I have read some things which upset and offended me without the use of any “profanity” (Nazi propaganda, crazy right winged writings, anti-gay bullshit, scary white supremacy ideals). It's amazing how we are domesticated by groups and society, and how we are trained with certain “values” and beliefs. Some of these are norms needed to function in a society, but the rest is optional. Learn to think for yourselves, or you'll be nothing more than a bunch of trained dogs doing tricks at society's command because you got biscuits when you were a kid.

To Nothing. 		i'd like to think i think i'll conform, 06 Jul 2009 23:47
for myself! pls tell me what norms needed to function in a society

To Nothing. 		Sorry, 'umble is as 'umble does, 06 Jul 2009 23:54
you are not allowed to post in response to the words of the great wise one

To Nothing. 		woohaaaaaaa barffnosuitforgotpassword, 07 Jul 2009 01:59
blasting party here but what really caught my eye is, ''makeup sex'' means?

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:20
Just because there is text before you, you aren't forced to read it. You aren't forced to react. You aren't forced to respond. Some things might genuinely evoke an emotion, but you are still in control of your actions. You only have so much control over yourself, and that much less control over others. If you can't get over what Elling posts, you're a foolish, superficial puppet. What irks me is all the flack you morons are firing directed at one person who did nothing wrong.

To Nothing. 		Bull shit, name, 07 Jul 2009 01:43
tell that to your friend elling that responds to everything posted in splats. And who appointed you as judge and jury over the ones who object to that morons comments? Yea i object and will as long as she thinks she must comment with her crappy comments no one wants to hear, with you being the exception..

To Seltaeb. 		Well, name, Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 02:35
''Who appointed you as judge and jury''? I may as well ask who appointed you as a correspondent. So what if Elling posts a lot? Antagonizing her isn't going to help things any. It's just going to cause a lot more crap to pile up (like my pompous post!). It's not that hard to figure out. Elling has been around for years, and you're just a mite. Your chances are looking rather poor. At least her posts tend to be in good jest.

To Nothing. 		Now you are showing your name, 07 Jul 2009 05:04
ignorance calling ellings post good jest, how silly can you two get? To be insulting and and tag her filthy comments on other bugs post is good jest???? Get real sealtab, and stop making excuses for this silly twerp!

To Seltaeb. 		We obviously have very different views. Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 06:38
You're not going to agree with every one, people aren't always going to see things they way you do, and life can really suck, sometimes. Deal with it. In my eyes, you are ignorant, and it's probably because we know Elling in different ways, and we obviously don't have the same sense of humor. To me, you're getting riled up over nothing, which is somewhat amusing. Anyways, I've made no excuses. It's you who has made the excuse to object to something quite inane. Why do you object, and in what context? Calling her posts ''filthy'' and ''insulting'' are just excuses. What reason do you have to object, even if they truly were such?

To Nothing. 		You are talking nonsense name, 07 Jul 2009 07:05
asking me what and why do i object, and on what basis.. In your first post you seem to be objecting by calling her posts crap. I think you are delusional and have lost contact with reality. Give it up little silly boy, you are out of control!

To Seltaeb. 		Is that Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 07:40
the best you've got? C'mon. I thought you were more than some shallow, stuckup yutz. Maybe you really are that closemineded in your sheltered little life. I bet you've never learned to laugh at yourself; you seem that arrogant type. I'm not surprised that you couldn't come up with a reason, or a logical argument. I try to be diplomatic, and you're belligerent. I ask you to think, and you fail.

To Nothing. 		''Elling has been around for years'' Percy Pingle going way back when, 07 Jul 2009 08:33
think not - the slag is a relative newcomer

To Seltaeb. 		I meant it as a plural, Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 09:06
not an expression.

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:21
If you have to defend yourself from inane comments, then you're obviously insecure about yourself and you need to resolve those issues rather than get upset and post an angry, hateful, or condescending response. You are what you do. Make an effort to be a better person, instead of a stupid puppet-moron. Posting this will probably diminish the small amount of integrity I have, but I don't care. I just felt like sharing. Enjoy your bananas, kids.

To Nothing. 		Methinks Anonomite, 06 Jul 2009 21:24
you are too full of your own shit

To Seltaeb. 		Right on. Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:32
Have a banana, and get a suit.

To Nothing. 		farty mcblarty you know where you can shove your banana, 06 Jul 2009 23:39
you pompous little prick

To Seltaeb. 		Awesome! Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 00:22
I never thought being called a prick would make me grin so much.

To Seltaeb. 		And, a preemptive response Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:45
to dumbass mites who are going to post shit: Fuck you; get a suit.

To Dawn. 		You can talk! Dawn, 06 Jul 2009 23:04

To Dawn. 		Well actually Dawn, 06 Jul 2009 23:07
I thought it was just a bit of fun. I don't take anything here seriously. Who asked you anyway? Take your own advice, don't read, respond or react to it if it upsets you.

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 23:56
Yeah, right; sure, me, and no. I ignore most of the crap in the splats, and your arrogance makes you sound foolish.

To Nothing. 		you're so full of shit it just dribbles Fashionista aux feathers, 07 Jul 2009 00:17
from your mouth, and runs down your flabby chin. It's not smart or fashionable. Wise up and clean up. Take some pride in your appearance you jerk.

To Seltaeb. 		Wow. Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 00:21
You sound sorta angry. Are you constipated? Maybe you ate too many bananas.

To Dawn. 		Talk about the kettle! Dawn, 08 Jul 2009 19:13
you beat me hands down on arrogance

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 08 Jul 2009 21:57
I can see how I might appear arrogant, and overbearing. Perhaps I am. But, I'm not the one touting, ''No one will ever, ever offend me, no matter what, ever.'' If that's not arrogance, it's denial. I'm not the one flashing my pride. I could care less about dignity, as I've never had any. I suppose that the comical value of my ''preemptive response'' may not have carried through to everyone, but you made assumptions about my emotions when you told me to take my own advice. You also seem to have missed the irony and sarcasm in my post calling you arrogant. You appear to be under the impression that because I am not directly involved with your little tiff that it's none of my concern. For any one to beat you at being arrogant, they ought to be commended. Where's my award! Anyways, I'm off to a strip club for some anger management therapy.

To Nothing. 		Way to go seltaeb, name, 07 Jul 2009 01:50
showing your foul mouth is so convincing how you have self control, agry perhaps?, take your own advice dimwit.

To Seltaeb. 		Oh, yesh! Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 02:09
Me sho agry! Me smash! Good grief, take a few seconds to proofread. ''Take your own advice''? I usually do. I've been in a jolly mood, today. Why do you assume I'm ''agry''? And, ''foul mouth''? Hardly.

To Nothing. 		Ooooh, you big strong orange beatle... Felchtab, 07 Jul 2009 03:13
I haven't seen you with such a foul mouth since the time you won the felching contest in Puerto Vallarta.

To Nothing. 		Look at what you started, Saeltab *golf clap*, 07 Jul 2009 03:19
Good jorb

To Seltaeb. 		You should have seen me Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 03:26
at the donkey show in Monclova.

To Nothing. 		Hey, mcblarty one of the donkeys, 07 Jul 2009 08:39
do you ever tire of yakking on so much ?

To Seltaeb. 		Nah. Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 09:26
I was born with a gob that wouldn't close. It's good for a great trick for the donkey shows, too!

To Nothing. 		So... wow, 08 Jul 2009 22:33
what you're saying is that you suck donkey dicks?

To Dawn. 		And anyway...... Dawn, 06 Jul 2009 23:10
She started it! HA HA HA HA

To Richy. 		I think Richy, 08 Jul 2009 19:13
Dawn and Elling are secretly schizophrenic manifestations from the same brain. That's what I think.

To Richy. 		Is Elling Richy, 08 Jul 2009 19:13
Dawn in red form? Ho ho ho.

To Dawn. 		Take your own advice Dawn, 06 Jul 2009 23:15
Don't read it it if upsets you.

To Nothing. 		still, nothing will ever quite match put on my suit to splat that? u nutz?, 07 Jul 2009 00:34
the posts of the ''Elle & Bazul Show''!

To Mrsblaat. 		Coward. Mrsblaat, 08 Jul 2009 09:00
Fuck you. 'least I got the nads to say it in my persona. FUCK YOU!

To Berre. 		A bit of green a day keeps doctor away. Berre, 07 Jul 2009 13:49
can't we just agree that if elling is allowed to post what elling wants to post, then suitless mites are allowed to post what suitless mites want to post, upon which you are allowed to post what you want to post, upon which I am allowed to post what I want to post (all this in no particular order), which all off-sets each other so can't we just agree to nod and smile and think to ourselves: how fucking boring?! Or write it out loud? I for one think the ellings and counter-ellings are mindalteringly boring, so I stopped reading them.

To Nothing. 		Excuse me (politely) Rated on the slagometer 6.3, 07 Jul 2009 21:09
but that really was a slaggish type comment

To Nothing. 		I don't rate on the slagometer oh shit did I forget my suit?, 07 Jul 2009 21:39
purely on the schlagometer

To Richy. 		SELTAEB FOR PRESIDENT!!! Richy, 08 Jul 2009 19:09
It has been spoken.

To Elling. 		hahahahahahaha Elling, 09 Jul 2009 16:46
no, i will not stop filling splats with crap, they were made for crap, but i agree with the other stuff i can remember reading. well done, a slag puppet riot is always heart-warming

To Seltaeb. 		When I said ''crap'', I meant Seltaeb, 10 Jul 2009 04:42
the stuff that dragged on and pulled in idiots who won't shut up (such as me!).

To Elling. 		ahh Elling, 10 Jul 2009 15:42
well most of the things i dont find boring to talk about, others find offensive or something and drag themselves into it

To Seltaeb. 		Hm. Yeah,
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