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naam: Seltaeb
latijns:crioceris asparagi - aspergehaantje
features: Since 04:19, 28-01-2004

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To Seltaeb. 		Donkeys Seltaeb, 30 Mei 2009 01:46
are able to see all four of their legs at one time.

To Elling. 		just like dawn Elling, 30 Mei 2009 03:02
what a slag

To Nothing. 		you would know all about being a slag repulsed, 30 Mei 2009 07:25
standing on a street corner with your cash till. Doing a two for one offer today are you ?

To Elling. 		hahaha Elling, 30 Mei 2009 15:46
yes

To Seltaeb. 		What happened Seltaeb, 27 Mei 2009 22:12
to the mods that were supposed to delete stupid mite posts?

To Elling. 		gbgfjn Elling, 28 Mei 2009 00:39
theyre driving around on scooters wearing fancy suits

To Nothing. 		Stupid is Forrest Seltaeb, 28 Mei 2009 02:07
as stupid asks.

To Seltaeb. 		That's right Fatass Seltaeb, 28 Mei 2009 02:54
and clean the ham out of your ears next time.

To Seltaeb. 		In a flash of boredom Seltaeb, 19 Feb 2009 02:31
I was inspired to inquire: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? This particular woodchuck could chuck, and would chuck wood. The woodchuck is male; does not want kids. His name is Harvey Archibald Wilberson. He likes tomatoes, and enjoys going to the cinema. The woodchuck is interested in both short and long term relationships. He is in good health, and declares himself to be attractive. He is seeking a female woodchuck, or other comparably sized rodent. I believe that is all the information one should need to derive the appropriate answer.

To Richy. 		what size Richy, 20 Feb 2009 16:20
is the wood he could chuck and how many toilet facilities does he have in his house?

To Seltaeb. 		I'm finally back Seltaeb, 26 Okt 2008 02:40
from California. I've got a new car, still no job, and a rent-free place to live (which fortunately is not my car).

To Rabi. 		welcome back! brett Rabi, 26 Okt 2008 09:15
were you spend 80 days to travel around the world? did you got more experience and open your eyes? perhaps the sink is too small for you, isn't it? new life starting...

To Seltaeb. 		The sink Seltaeb, 27 Okt 2008 01:11
is only small when I'm there by myself. There's a whole other world in each bug.

To Rosibutterfly. 		that is just ... Rosibutterfly, 27 Okt 2008 01:49
soooo profound Bretty ... hello from south of the border. Was playing some of your music t'other day, brought back some very happy memories. ♥

To Seltaeb. 		Finally Seltaeb, 01 Sep 2008 22:27
reached point B: California. Next month, I return to point A.

To Salotehawaiii. 		I'm confused Salotehawaiii, 02 Sep 2008 03:04
I thought you were going to get a car... so I assumed you were on your way back. But I see I was wrong, so how are you traveling? Car, bus, train, hitchhiking, covered wagon? IMWTK!

To Elling. 		thats it Elling, 02 Sep 2008 16:21
abbreviations have gone too far, thats even worse than 'WUBU2'

To Salotehawaiii. 		:D Salotehawaiii, 02 Sep 2008 22:26
InquiringMindsWantToKnow

To Elling. 		again Elling, 02 Sep 2008 22:52
seriously, sometimes i really want to kill you all

To Clairdelune. 		This site should help you keep track of Clairdelune, 03 Sep 2008 23:12
all the silly abbreviations. It also defines other slang terms.

www.urbandictionary.com

To Elling. 		SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!! Elling, 04 Sep 2008 16:56
i hope im not misunderstanding the hostile nature of your post...coz obviously i dont just yell for no reason

To Clairdelune. 		Why yes, you are misunderstanding. I was Clairdelune, 04 Sep 2008 17:21
simply sharing one of my favourite websites with you because I thought you might appreciate its content. This post, on the other hand, contains a little more hostility, but mostly amusement. It will quickly become frusteration if I need to explain what I mean by every single thing I write. So here's a little tip for you: with the exception of this particular post, please assume that most of what I say is intended to be friendly and/or helpful. If you would like to deliberately interpret everything as being personally offensive to you, please realize that I will no longer bother responding. I hope to speak to you again in friendlier circumstances.

To Elling. 		what?! Elling, 06 Sep 2008 15:10
are you calling me a whore?? you assume im a whore and then use that assumption to threaten to ignore me? whats wrong with you? why are you being so fucking nasty to me?!

To Clairdelune. 		When did I call you a whore? Clairdelune, 06 Sep 2008 22:28
All I said is that you should stop assuming that I'm trying to hurt you when I'm not.

To Elling. 		Clair... Elling, 06 Sep 2008 23:18
how old are you?

To Maggot. 		just let us know Maggot, 03 Sep 2008 07:40
when you reached vanishing point

To Seltaeb. 		I'm Seltaeb, 09 Sep 2008 23:10
staying in California for a few weeks before heading back with the car.

To Seltaeb. 		Two days ago, Seltaeb, 29 Aug 2008 18:26
went to Pike's Peek. Climbed rocks; took pictures. Drove all night; no hotels for hundreds of miles due to ''last week of summer'' and stupid kids. Went to Arches National Park... dissapointing. Drove to Utah, then Nevada. Stayed at Las Vegas. I will describe it as an annoying hellhole. Leaving now.

To Maggot. 		''an annoying hellhole'' Maggot, 29 Aug 2008 18:48
sounds like nobodyhere.com

To Elling. 		why the fuck do i NEED a title?! Elling, 31 Aug 2008 09:43
I like to think that i played a bit part in making it an annoying hell hole

To Nothing. 		   , 31 Aug 2008 14:24
Actually you don't, nor do you need a name. I'm not telling you how, not because I don't like you, but because I don't trust you and the havoc you could wreak with these powers. I actually do like you. I like you even more than..pizza. The world needs people like you. Keep doing what you're doing, and see where it takes you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

To Nothing. 		27, an auspicious number, 31 Aug 2008 16:33

To Elling. 		oh someone has a crush i see...you tease Elling, 31 Aug 2008 19:53
no worries dear, im unstoppable, you think id ever let you down?!

To Nothing. 		Wy do we need idiots like elling? name, 31 Aug 2008 17:22
If the world was even close to being like elling, we would have a world full of ass holes.. But i doubt they would boast about their insane rantings...

To Elling. 		1 more idiot like me=1 less idiot like u Elling, 31 Aug 2008 19:45
I MADE this shitty world, I am the master of this universe, and look in the mirror, look around you...and if you're not too damn stuupid to notice, you'll see plenty of assholes...It takes a genius to be this much of a genius and still be a convincing idiot....idiot

To Nothing. 		even more than..... gold and silver, 01 Sep 2008 02:13
pizza! yay!

To Seltaeb. 		Today Seltaeb, 26 Aug 2008 01:24
I drove through Rocky Mountain national park. I climbed on some rocks and took pictures. Now, I am in Colorado Springs, and am about to visit Garden of the Gods. Although the many wind turbines I saw yesterday throughout Nebraska and Wyoming were quite majestic, they don't remotely compare to the magnitude of the mountains.

To Sequeira. 		Seltaeb Sequeira, 26 Aug 2008 01:29
is a good man! thank you for sharing your adventures with all of us.

To Salote. 		watch out Salote, 26 Aug 2008 05:39
for deer at twilight!

To Rabi. 		isn't it nice Rabi, 26 Aug 2008 19:46
to take a deep breath out of home? i hope so.

To Seltaeb. 		Today Seltaeb, 25 Aug 2008 05:21
I've been through four states, and now at Fort Collins, Colorado. Lots to see for the next four days.

To Omena. 		which four states... Omena, 25 Aug 2008 05:57
anxiety, depression, mania, and neurosis? (here's a map in case you get lost on the way back)

www.mind-mapping.co.uk/assets/examples/About-Illumine_900pix.jpg

To Seltaeb. 		That Seltaeb, 26 Aug 2008 01:25
was last month, and probably the month before, too.

To Seltaeb. 		A Seltaeb, 16 Okt 2007 00:58
pupkin my sister carved.

i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/Bretterfly/Awesome%20Stuff/KimsPumpkin.jpg?t=1192489069

To Seltaeb. 		Here Seltaeb, 16 Okt 2007 00:58
it is lighted up.

i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/Bretterfly/Awesome%20Stuff/KimsPumpkinLit.jpg?

To Seltaeb. 		My Seltaeb, 16 Okt 2007 00:15
bastard pie.

i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/Bretterfly/Foods/BP1.jpg?t=1192486517

To Seltaeb. 		More Seltaeb, 16 Okt 2007 00:16
of it.

i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/Bretterfly/Foods/BP2.jpg?t=1192486552

To Seltaeb. 		I Seltaeb, 16 Okt 2007 00:16
worked hard to make it, so, you better eat it!

i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/Bretterfly/Foods/BP3.jpg?t=1192486583

To Seltaeb. 		Stupid Seltaeb, 16 Okt 2007 00:17
pie... Didn't cook right. Ooga booga booga!

i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/Bretterfly/Foods/BP4.jpg?t=1192486612

To Salo. 		it needs Salo, 16 Okt 2007 07:34
some chocolate on it!

To Rabi. 		hey brett Rabi, 17 Okt 2007 07:19
put some colour, cream or chocolate on top then nobody will notice the original body. heehee... :)


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