Wholy smoke I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. I hope they bring chocolate!.
I am hopped up on caffeine with sleeping my way to the top, a ticking crocodile, just generally being a delightful mistress to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day drifts aimlessly from my partner kicking me out of bed to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am beyond drunk most of the time. but this damned rock is heavy.
I swear on my mother's grave I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Sincerest apologies. This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..
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