sunshine

The Truth

The impossible.

lots of money

hope

Something good.

The flying monkeys to bring me my Prince in tarnished armor, and then to suddenly appear in LaLaLand with the gummi bears and my left shoe.

my boyfriend to stop being an ass

happiness

death

sleeping

Searching

Languishing in normalcy.

fucking my girlfriend

picking my nose

Something bad.

Digging myself out of the pile of russian dental floss.

clicking. refresh.

nothing

Waiting..duh

then we all die

It will

What if it does?

i'll fuck myself hard

i'll die

I'll do something else.

Then I will have to eat the floss and hope Fluffy the Viking saves me.

commit suicide

commit suicide

Suicide is always an option