My existence is profound.
'm just hanging around,
therefore I am.
Lady looking for her cat.
Guy wants me to buy a hat.
Therefore I am.
Drunk girl asking for the pub.
Dealer offers me a job.
Therefore I am.
Lady tells me to get a life.
Man apologizes for his wife.
Therefore I am.
Activist with a petition.
Jehova's witness on a mission.
Therefore I am.
Girl says I'm an introvert.
Guy warns me not to flirt.
Therefore I am.
The country must unite!
Or move further to the right.
Therefore I am.
This parking spot takes rent.
Homeless person needs a tent.
Therefore I am.
Tour guide calls me a statue.
Tourists leave a nice review.
Therefore I am.
Guy says I look like someone.
Kid loves his blowgun.
Therefore I am.
Comedian creates a trend.
Influencer calls me her friend.
Therefore I am.
Pickpocket expected more.
Monk calls me mentor.
Therefore I am.
When you feel down
or out of place,
put your feet on the ground
and take up space!
im sorry for anything mean ive said im sorry for all the mean things ive said i love all of youYOU KNOW WHAT I THINK I THINK YOURE GAY!!!!!!therefore....... this one's my favourite i think? will you discover more?im discovering hiiiii bug BUGS AND BUTTERFLIES (based on a Charlie And Lola book)