a big boner

mjyf

Fresh air

a smaller waist

inspiration

a shovel

my bangers and mash

to die

someone who love me

my own life

looking at porno

nbhj

Holding my breath

buying bigger trousers

nuffink

using my hands

wait

mess around and get drunk a lot

nothing

having fun

waste of money

nhv

Collapse and die!

ANOTHER pair of jeans wrecked!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

better get a pooper scooper!

my belly will continue to rumble

slowly take over the world

still waiting for and hope it will happen

depression will set in