this to end

the bus

ice cream

world peace

the man of my dreams

a lot of money

Vin Diesel

This

To go to the University of Pennsylvania.

To turn Straight

reading it

standing on the corner

waiting for the ice creamman

fighting wars

dreaming

buying lottery tickets

Watching all of his movies

That

Sleeping with admissions counselors and writing kick-ass essays.

Working the corners.

I'll click the "back" button

I'll walk home

Moooooooomy!

BOOM!

YAWN!

FUCK!

WHAT!

Thus

I'll become a street sweeper.

I won't ever have a family.