Is this your poodle?
No, mine is over there.

What day is it?

Is she looking at me?

Are you talking to me?

That expensive?
It used to be a lot cheaper.

I've left my pass at home.

Do I know him?
Does he know me?

Where did I put it?

I feel different.

It can't just be gone, can it?

You're standing on my shoelace.

No, I don't know you.

No, I don't have 13 cents.

I'm not a member, no.

Let him go away.
For god's sake,
let him go away.

Are they laughing at me?

It's only one day late!
Only ONE day!
Can't I...

So who's the
complaints manager?

Sir, I just have to
point out that you smell.
No. Yes. Sorry. I'll shut up.

This seat is free.
Oh, you don't WANT to sit here.
I see.

You're standing on my toe.

You're sitting on my scarf.

No, that's his cap.

I've never been to that school. I think you're confusing me with someone else.

When I'm old,
people will stand up for me.

You stepped on my foot.

Why bother...

Wasn't this my stop?

Fine, thank you.
And you?

My shoelace is stuck in your skates.

That's ok.
I have another bicycle.

Did anyone see me?

So you'll only let me leave if I give you a tip? And what's the minimum amount?

I know it's closing time,
but I've been waiting for half an hour!
Can't I... Oh I see.

Normally I always buy a ticket!
Really.

Please don't talk to me.
Please don't talk to me.
Hi! Yes I'm fine!

You look great!
No, really!
Me too? Thanks.

Is it today?
What time?
I MISSED IT?

Of course I didn't forget!
Congratulations with your...
Congratulations!

That's fine.
Macaroni is always good.

Excuse me, I was sitting here.
Yes, I can see you're sitting there now, but... Oh, I see.

Last year you also told me the world would end.
And here we are.

Hello.
Am I religious?
I'm barely awake.

I thought you were talking to me.

Great to see you!
How long has it been? Two years?
A month... That's right. I forgot.

I've looked everywhere!
It must be stolen!

Do you come here often?
No, of course it's none of my business.