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Some are cheerful, some gloomy, serious or naive, but  'm naturally guilty.
No matter what I do or don't do, it always seems like I am to blame.
Then there are people who are rude, inconsiderate and insensitive. It seems only fair that I should apologise on their behalf.
Enter your accusation:
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I am not your mum
176.886:
Pardon me. That was really wrong.
I'm sorry I spent my entire existence trying to impress you.
176.885:
My apologies. I didn't know what I was doing.
I wish I could live out this flesh of mine...it bugs me....
176.884:
Please excuse me. It will never happen again.
eezeekue ob soptoila ixe zoopy!
176.883:
Sorry. That was never my intention.
Pls, inform me asap re: whereabouts of my crafted undergarments (intimate attire for priv. regions). Loc. = enigma. Urgently need precise coord. w/ utmost dispatch!
176.882:
Yes, I AM sorry! Alright?
jestwead orw tniuse yfygte
176.881:
How can I ever look at myself in the mirror? I'm so sorry.
Its your fault Im here, do you hate me?
176.880:
Sorry.
Who of y’all put cheese on my cheeseburger?!
176.879:
I regret those deeds and would like to apologise.
Your kitty kat, she eat my hamster! Is big problem!
176.878:
I truly regret the suffering caused by my actions.
Pray tell, where have you secreted my smallclothes, you insufferable cad?
176.877:
I HAVE learned from that. And I'm sorry.
old regrets
