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To Whitlittle.
Have you all solved the 'puzzel'?answer.here Whitlittle, 05 Mei 2016 23:00
dcr file

To Nothing.
Not want to wake upanswer.here name, 04 Dec 2014 19:28
Life just wants to exist, insects are the living proff. Adaptation and not be willing to adapt that is the problem that torments some of us

To Nothing.
title The Fat Weaslelanswer.here name The Dead Weasel, 20 Okt 2013 04:11
text In the shower and I'm dead.

To Nothing.
Back in 3 to 5answer.here Olga, 07 Jun 2013 14:50
Can't come to the phone and I really want to call you back but I'm on assignment for the IRS and wouldn't be back for 3 to 5 years or until I catch on some back taxes making license plates for the state. So leave your name and number and I'll call soon. Bye.

To Nothing.
oh, no #7524, 07 Jun 2013 16:37
whose 5?

To Mitts.
oh yes Mitts, 12 Jun 2013 23:29
which five were you referring to

To Nothing.
obviously see the little hand?, 16 Jun 2013 03:23
the five below here

To Mitts.
life is too shortanswer.here Mitts, 06 Mei 2013 03:57
eat dessert instead


To Nothing.
yesss! Derecha, 07 Mei 2013 01:58

To Mitts.
derecha Mitts, 10 Mei 2013 02:27
do i know you

To Nothing.
Right! , 11 Mei 2013 16:00

To Mitts.
derecha Mitts, 17 Mei 2013 21:16
where do I know you from

To Nothing.
from ( + ), 18 Mei 2013 15:43
Right here!

To Mitts.
derecha Mitts, 27 Mei 2013 19:39
you silly *g*

To Nothing.
Hello, I'm a bug bug, 19 Okt 2013 21:47
I'm collecting money to buy internet

To Mitts.
hello im a bug Mitts, 30 Okt 2013 05:02
how can you buy internet


To Loneliness.
yes Loneliness, 24 Jun 2013 15:53
yes it is..

To Nothing.
Hello! Are you there?answer.here Hot plate, 30 Mei 2011 02:50
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. What you think I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO?.... YOU THINK I SIT AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY AND WAIT FOR YOU TO CALL?.......WHAT ARE YOU NUTS?.......Leave your name and number and I'll call you back....Thank you, Thank you very much!

To Plastickid.
Hello? Hello?answer.here Plastickid, 23 Dec 2009 11:06
Oh Dear.

I forgot your name.

To Nothing.
Your call sorry I missed it, 24 Dec 2009 00:42
is important to me. If this is an obscene phone call, please leave an obscene message.

To Mitts.
the hello song Mitts, 06 Jun 2013 05:16
hello i must be going
I really shouldn't stay
but since the wind is blowing
I cannot stay away

To Ppint.
message found left on an answerphoneanswer.here Ppint, 22 Dec 2009 18:16
''i'm sorry, this is mr. $foo's answerphone. your answerphone phoned mr. $foo, but he is out; pease leave a message after the *beeeep!*


To Nothing.
Thisanswer.here name, 12 Mei 2008 01:21
This makes no sense whatsoever

To Nothing.
He is talking about Marina, 12 Mei 2008 16:55
how pissed he is that people always call at his phone number, but never for -him-.

To Nothing.
noneanswer.here none guy, 24 Nov 2006 07:45
do you know the real meaning of life?

To Redsboy.
No!! Redsboy, 25 Nov 2006 19:33
I'm not even sure life has a ''meaning.''

To Nothing.
hygtrf alan, 04 Mei 2013 15:42
ygb yufgtyftyh ygyg

To Berresque.
just throw it into babel Berresque, 26 Nov 2006 05:51
or any kind of auto-translater programme on the net

To Blapster.
find it here Blapster, 18 Jun 2016 05:26
yes life does have a meaning. it is found in you yourself the individual not the universe. the meaning of the universe is found in the life of man as explained in the link below. the wikipedia link posted below is also fruitful


To Poulette.
try Poulette, 26 Nov 2006 22:42


To Rabi.
why Rabi, 29 Nov 2006 17:56
i also ask this question everyday. yes...why we need to alive? why we need to be a human but not be a bug? i think i don't know how to satisfy what i have that's why i ask so many questions...

To Nothing.
titleii name, 24 Jan 2008 20:30

To Mitts.
this one is easy Mitts, 27 Jun 2013 17:14
you dont need to be alive, you dont have much choice. But since you are, you got stuck with the human part so you CAN ask questions. roll in it, I doubt if too many other species waste too much time on 'why'. See food chase food, eat food. It's pretty basic.

To Ohilovechocolate.
answer to life Ohilovechocolate, 09 Jan 2008 16:07
the universe and everything - 42

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