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To Tina.
Condoms Tina, 06 Feb 2012 06:51
should be used on every conceivable occasion. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

To Tina.
Radio announcers Tina, 20 Jan 2012 20:34
should have small hands: Wee paws for station identification.

To Tina.
The patient Tina, 15 Jan 2012 21:46
was dogged by shitzuphrenia.

To Tina.
I thought Tina, 14 Jan 2012 18:59
I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

To Tina.
No matter Tina, 13 Jan 2012 23:39
how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

To Nothing.
:) a mighty mite, 14 Jan 2012 07:08
You go girl!

To Tina.
The midget Tina, 13 Jan 2012 20:10
fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. (Excuse me, I should have said 'little person'.)

To Nothing.
lame no pun, my babe, no pun, 13 Jan 2012 21:37
too boot was he? sorry, i should have said 'physically disabled'
did i ever tell you my granddaddy died in a prisoncamp during WW2?


To Nothing.
to boot one boot too many, 13 Jan 2012 22:09
not too boot.

To Nothing.
it is just right as it is, 13 Jan 2012 22:16

To Tina.
The soldier Tina, 12 Jan 2012 23:20
who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

To Norm.
Bloody hell Norm, 13 Jan 2012 05:50
Maybe you should read up on gas attacks before you make jokes like that. Not really a joking matter.


To Nothing.
Its not a joke Norm, one who laughs , 13 Jan 2012 07:02
its a pun. Are you also one of the blue nosed humorless snobs too? Get a freakin life old man!

To Nothing.
It's a pun in the arse riddle me diddle me dee, 13 Jan 2012 10:59
These are some of the weakest ''jokes'' or ''puns'' I've seen in a long time. Each to his/her own however. I'll just read and grimace.

To Tina.
Geezus, Tina, 11 Jan 2012 19:05
caution: put on Poise before reading: A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

To Geezus.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Geezus, 11 Jan 2012 21:15
Help! My sensibility is suffering in humorous exaltation. Help! Help!


To Dahenk.
Tina here's a hint Dahenk, 12 Jan 2012 16:54
Maybe you could post your jokes at the jokes section of Reader's Digest. You could even win $100! Oh, and please don't double post...


To Tina.
Thank you, Dahenk, Tina, 12 Jan 2012 22:11
for the tip. And where did I double post, pray tell?

To Nothing.
when did you ever Bravo Tina, and thanks for the smile, 13 Jan 2012 17:12
post anything Mr Dahenk that even came close to cheering someone up? All you do is whine and complain when others try to post anything that might elicit a smile from someone. You self appointed rule makers for the site are blue noses that contribute nothing but stupid snide remarks.

To Nothing.
you aptly fit the description Nose is blue, so is blood, 13 Jan 2012 19:08
of a jumped up self righteous little shit. Stop thumping your tub you poxious nerd.

To Nothing.
And you aptly fit the name, 13 Jan 2012 19:25
description of the whiner Dahenk himself, nice try.......... ''Poxious'' ??? And who in hell made you the traffic cop in here? Telling people to stop like you make the rules?

To Nothing.
All hail to Dahenk Bladder still holding plenty, 13 Jan 2012 22:03
The Wahoo slayer - all Wahoo's pathetic followers are now sloshing around in the shit trying to come up with cringe worthy ''jokes'' he would have approved of. I piss on you. Poxious is a word applying exclusively to you - pox ridden and obnoxious.

To Nothing.
No, you did not slay Wahoo, a wahoo fan.., 13 Jan 2012 22:37
Mr Dahenkeee, and its obvious its you still spewing out your vomit and hatred for a better man than you can ever possibly be.. Wahoo left over my objections because he preferred to wash his hands of low life rejects like you.

To Nothing.
Wahoo A Dahenk fan, 14 Jan 2012 10:22
one sucker punch from Dahenk and he was flat out on the canvas, before slinking off with his tail between his legs. You may be a fan, but there are just as many, maybe more, who were fed up with his puerile ramblings. Fortunately he took the hint and left. Maybe you should follow ?

To Nothing.
Give it up Dahenk, you can't a mite with eyes open, 14 Jan 2012 18:11
hide with this kind of shit you are posting, your ass is showing in your insane rantings. Get help, you need it badly, jealousy is eating you up. You will never be half the man Wahoo is, so don't try you idiot.

To Nothing.
All is now clear clear for all to see !, 14 Jan 2012 19:16
You are deeply in love with Wahoo, and heartbroken that he has left you. The love that dare not speak its name ? How very poxious.

To Nothing.
Dahenkeee boy give it up one mighty mite, we are many, 14 Jan 2012 20:36
you are just showing the real you with your asinine ranting. But as to Wahoo, yes, he had my respect and admiration for what he stood for and his contribution to the site. Love? You don't know the meaning of the word you pathetic creature.

To Nothing.
You really are a tiresome creature but I will pat you head nonetheless, 14 Jan 2012 22:11
I have given you my condescension for far too long. You are a bore, a sad and fixated bore. The simple fact is that Wahoo is history, a relic of the past. In one year from now you will still be wittering and whining about the same topic. Do broaden your outlook, for your own snivelling good, there's a good boy. Now, go and tidy your room.

To Nothing.
And you are a first class idiot, we are many, 14 Jan 2012 22:58
not worthy of wasting words on you, but be warned we will not let you continue your whining shit with out being called out and shown for the loser you really are, you pathetic piece of scum. You lose and will continue to lose for we are many and are watching you and your ilk.

To Nothing.
Hihihi chuckle brother, 14 Jan 2012 23:20
yes, you have definitely lost it, big time

To Tina.
For you, Geezus, Tina, 09 Jan 2012 22:10
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

To Geezus.
So your saying, Geezus, 10 Jan 2012 12:27
that there is no profit in it? :-P

To Tina.
Haven't you noticed, Tina, 10 Jan 2012 20:56
you can't get any donations from atheists? ^^ Btw, 'you're', it should have been 'you're'.

To Geezus.
Jeez, Geezus, 10 Jan 2012 21:22
my cover has been blown. Btw pmsl :-P

To Tina.
A grenade Tina, 07 Jan 2012 21:01
thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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