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naam: Dahenk
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To Dahenk.
N O B O D Y H E R E Dahenk, 07 Nov 2017 16:11


To Dahenk.
Thanks to Cryonics Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:07
Babel is alive again. Be gentle because Babel is more than twelve years old. That is very old for a bug! Babel is not very smart but he can do a few tricks


To Dahenk.
Babel enter Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:09
If Babel is not in the sink, call him in with Babel enter

To Dahenk.
Babel leave Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:10
If you want Babel to go, tell him to go with Babel leave.

To Dahenk.
Babel chat Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:13
Let Babel from time to time randomly repeat phrases from the chat history

To Dahenk.
Babel silent or Babel shutup Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:15
Make Babel go quiet. Babel likes ''silent'' better than ''shutup''.

To Dahenk.
Babel come or Babel here Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:17
Makes Babel come to you

To Dahenk.
Babel follow Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:18
Make Babel follow you around in the sink

To Dahenk.
Babel stop Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:18
Babel stops (following you)

To Dahenk.
Babel list commands Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:19
Lists all commands

To Dahenk.
Babel list everybody Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:20
Lists all bugs in the sinks (these days most likely just yourself ;)

To Dahenk.
Babel info Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:21
Random hint

To Dahenk.
Babel do circle Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:23
Makes a pretty circle

To Dahenk.
Babel do bugattack Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:24
Make random bugs appear in the sink

To Dahenk.
Babel move [direction] Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 11:26
Make Babel go up, down, left or right

To Nobodyhear.
Babel enrich Dahenk Nobodyhear, 03 Sep 2017 12:15
Doesn't do anything, But the sentiment is genuine!

To Dahenk.
Babel say [something] Dahenk, 03 Sep 2017 13:20
Let Babel say something

To Salote.
babel is not babbling Salote, 06 Sep 2017 17:07
for me

To Dahenk.
Hi Salote! Dahenk, 06 Sep 2017 21:42
I hope you are well... Babel died a few times the past days but I just checked and he was alive and kicking.

To Salote.
might be Salote, 10 Sep 2017 01:19
me, I've been using Linux and some things just don't work or I don't know how to tweak it...

To Salote.
not Salote, 10 Sep 2017 01:20
a nerd like some

To Dahenk.
It shouldn't matter Dahenk, 10 Sep 2017 08:35
that you use Linux. The sink needs a flash plugin, it doesn't work without it.

To Salote.
hmmm works in chrome Salote, 10 Sep 2017 17:05
but not firefox

To Ponica.
Hoi hoi pipeloi, en robots Ponica, 24 Sep 2017 00:20
I think it's cool you're using Linux, Salote. It proves quite functional for casual users. I just started using Deepin Gnu/Linux with Debian Sid sources and package pinning. I love it...Beautiful and easy to use. Deepin website needs translation work. Went for swim in the sink with Palemoon(firefox based) with Chinese flash plugin and it worked fine. Chrome has flashy voodoo already baked in. You could probably use that in Firefox too if you installed a program called ''freshplayerplugin''.


To Dahenk.
Football Dahenk, 19 Jun 2015 23:24
is Football!


To Omena.
Pineapple Omena, 20 Jun 2015 00:44
is ananas


To Dahenk.
Amazing... Dahenk, 20 Jun 2015 08:11
Are there any other words so universally the same as ananas? I think I like the Czech word best: AnanasovnĂ­k chocholatĂ˝

To Mammeke.
mama/mami Mammeke, 21 Jun 2015 14:31
the sound M for mother, could be.
except in Japan.

To Poulette.
b)anana Poulette, 06 Jul 2015 15:33


To Fruitvliegje.
Hi, Fruitvliegje, 21 Jul 2015 15:56
can't believe you too, still here, it's been years Omena.

To Poulette.
and butter Poulette, 20 Jun 2015 01:20
is cheese!

To Mammeke.
unfortunately Mammeke, 21 Jun 2015 14:29

To Dahenk.
Mutant Giant Spider Dog Dahenk, 07 Sep 2014 23:28
(from the Dutch side)


To Nothing.
Pissed myself laughing Nmega, 08 Sep 2014 10:48
but I would have run like hell as well

To Dahenk.
He's making Dahenk, 08 Jul 2014 20:56
Potato Salad


To Berre.
This comment: Berre, 08 Jul 2014 23:29
''Apparently even donating money can be done ironically now.''

To Dahenk.
It's a piece of art Dahenk, 09 Jul 2014 05:51
Somebody pledged $10,000.-

To Berre.
Do something whacky. Berre, 11 Jul 2014 03:04
Call it art.

To Berre.
This one will be categorised Berre, 11 Jul 2014 03:05
under 'mixed media'.

To Nothing.
nobody cares about the BBQ?! potato salad is just a side, 10 Jul 2014 18:45

To Berre.
so sad Berre, 11 Jul 2014 03:07
The end of the affair with the potato


To Nothing.
It's just common sense Spam Elvis, 13 Jul 2014 12:58

To Berre.
douze Berre, 17 Jul 2014 23:32

To Dahenk.
Tour of the ISS Dahenk, 03 Jul 2012 21:20
Dutch astronaut Andre Kuipers gave a 70 minute (!) tour of the International Space Station. I had no idea that the ISS had become this big! Interesting to see the differences between the Russian, American and Japanese modules. (Dutch spoken)


To Nothing.
mr. nobo-award! , 03 Jul 2012 23:25

To Dahenk.
Too bad Dahenk, 23 Jun 2012 22:03
it had to come to this. Censorship is evil, I really think so. This site attracts a good amount of random crap, and that's ok - it's part of what makes the site attractive. But page after page after page filled with the same rubbish - it just had to stop. That's why I've spent some time this saturday to develop a tool to cleanup the site.

To Dahenk.
Who am I Dahenk, 23 Jun 2012 22:09
to decide what has to go and what can stay? Well, if not me, then who? I'm happy to transfer or share the responsibility of keeping this site reasonably clean. You may have noticed that I didn't touch or delete content that I don't like - the ''jokes'', remarks about me personally - it's not about that. It's about all this repetitive rubbish.

To Omena.
yes, please, can't we all be friends Omena, 24 Jun 2012 02:13
and just bring back the good ol' days of Texas Hold 'Em spams? ^^

To Dahenk.
ha ha Dahenk, 24 Jun 2012 09:57
I forgot all about those!

To Rosibutterfly.
It's a ... Rosibutterfly, 24 Jun 2012 16:24
dangerous path you have taken a step onto Dahenk. Quote ''You may have noticed that I didn't touch or delete content that I don't like '' but Dahenk, this is EXACTLY what you have done!! I for one, detest the rubbish that gets posted here, but I vehemently protect their right to do so. I do believe if Joggie wished this site to be censored, then he is the only one who should do so! Back off, I don't want YOU deciding what I can or cannot read here!!!

To Nothing.
(not gonna say I told you so...) all is art, art is all, 24 Jun 2012 16:59
and it might bring back some intelligent discussion here? Game on!

To Nothing.
On the other hand... A vote for garbage collection, 24 Jun 2012 17:04
If Joggie wished it to NOT be moderated, then he would probably speak up. He has on several occasions granted modmin rights to different bugs. That's what it is, moderation, not censorship. And this is just a website, not Lord of the Flies. Say what you want, but don't abuse your right to say it in order to deface the site. which I feel would detract from other people's rights to express themselves.

To Nothing.
voice of reason! never a dull moment, 24 Jun 2012 18:13
calls for def. of ''same'' and ''rubbish''
not to mention ''had'' in ''it just had to stop''

To Omena.
voice of NNAR!! Omena, 24 Jun 2012 18:53
clowns to the Left of me // jokers to the Right // here I am, stuck in the Weird Mibble with you...


To Dahenk.
You might be right Rosi Dahenk, 24 Jun 2012 19:30
I'm going to contact Jogchem about this, see what he thinks.

To Dahenk.
If you want to help Dahenk, 23 Jun 2012 22:14
please get in touch. If you object to what I'm doing, let me know here in the splats. I know censorship is at odds with the nature of this site. But I've met my wife here, and I would like to tell people about it again, without being ashamed.

To Omena.
same thing happened the other day Omena, 24 Jun 2012 02:09
when I was telling a friend about the site, the design, the creativity, the intelligence, the humor, the quirkiness, everything... except the URL.

To Nothing.
ja maar hoor es sufkut, 25 Jun 2012 11:30
je hebt mij hier ook ontmoet, probeer dat maar es na te vertellen zonder beschaamd te zijn.

To Nothing.
ha ha ha ik werd geroepen?, 25 Jun 2012 12:05
Ja, maar jij wilt me niet meer kennen, dus dat geeft niet. Barff, ik heb geen contactgegevens meer van je, stuur eens een mailtje!

To Mrsblaat.
I've Mrsblaat, 29 Jun 2012 10:48
just ignored the crazy rants, glossed over it. I don't even care about the mention of my husband blaatman, who I met here too. We know who it is, we don't care. Do what you will, I'll still come back and read the meaningful posts and say hello once and again. Cheers!

To Mudokonsam.
I would love to help... Mudokonsam, 21 Aug 2012 02:56
I would love to help, but how should I go about it?
This site means a lot to me, so I'd like to help clean it up a little too.

To Nothing.
what's left that's right, 23 Jun 2012 22:55
seems to be crappish rubbish too....

To Salotehawaiii.
Yeah! Salotehawaiii, 24 Jun 2012 04:57

To Nothing.
Either you're a spy left right left, 24 Jun 2012 15:03
or you're talking crap.

To Nothing.
someone was way ahead of you! tool to?, 24 Jun 2012 18:21

To Win.
Well, Win, 24 Jun 2012 18:49
freedom is always freedom for the one who thinks differently - but the accentuation is on THINKS! I am rarely here anymore, but if, I dont have time to scroll through pages with repetitive crap, written without any thinking - and maybe with the help of a program.

To Dahenk.
Hi Win Dahenk, 25 Jun 2012 01:05
Long time no see! I hope to see you here more often. Anyway, thanks for the support.

To Nothing.
Cleanup? Censorship? Conspiracy!! BuggiLeaks founder, Julian Assausage, 24 Jun 2012 21:57
Now this has gone too far! I had an absolutely brilliant rebuttal but now it has vanished. Wiped out! Before I even posted it, the comment was deleted from my memory! Gone! *gnashing of teeth! *rending of garments! *spitting of bile! *passing of wind! Oh, Dahenk, 'tis indeed a slippery slope!

To Nothing.
oh, wait. got it. *grinning of sheepish Julian ''I heart Ecuador'' Assausage., 24 Jun 2012 22:04
''When I see a slippery slope, my instinct is to build a terrace.''
John McCarthy (pioneer in mathematical theory of computation, artificial intelligence, programming languages)

To Dahenk.
WOW Dahenk, 25 Jun 2012 01:00
Thank you for all the thoughtful, wise, considerate and witty responses. Food for thought.

To Nothing.
'tis not censorship, really.. ..even tabloids have editors, 27 Jun 2012 01:56
..and, just because a person can do something, said individual has an equal right to live with the consequences of his/her actions.. at the same time, the agent of stupidity may have the to set his nuts on fire, it doesn't mean you'd let 'im do it.. i support your choice, Henk

To Nothing.
have the right to set his nuts on fire (ouch!), 27 Jun 2012 01:59
it should have been, have the right to set his nuts on fire..

To Nothing.
Would it be a bad thing another aspect to consider, 27 Jun 2012 02:16
If he did set his nuts on fire ? Assuming it is a he of course. Otherwise the question does not arise.

To Nothing.
um.. ..yes, it'd be a bad thing, 27 Jun 2012 02:30
..and, yes, I've met women who are ballsy, but never one (yet), who physiologically had nuts.. ergo.. you figure out the rest..

To Dahenk.
Message to Linnaeus Dahenk, 20 Feb 2012 22:56
Hi M., I've sent an email to your Linnaeus email address about your request a while ago (I didn't forget). If the address is not current anymore, please get in touch.

To Geezer.
And I thank you too. Geezer, 22 Feb 2012 02:15
But for a different reason

To Nothing.
. ., 23 Feb 2012 05:27

To Dahenk.
Take that, Apple Dahenk, 24 Nov 2011 08:56
I have to admit that I like this commercial. Disclaimer: I'm living with an Apple aficionado.


To Nothing.
bullshit from an observer, 24 Nov 2011 14:04
dahenk the rat fink

To Nothing.
You are in danger observing the observer, 24 Nov 2011 14:14
of becoming a sad, vindictive individual with a one trick pony. Accept that what is, now is.

To Nothing.
Apple does I prefer peaches, 25 Nov 2011 09:56
what microsoft is blamed for! In perfection.

To Nothing.
Samsung Guinness pleur op, 26 Nov 2011 17:09
had the balls to set up a popup shop in Sydney on the night before the iPhone launch (2 doors down) and sold their Galaxy 2S for $2 a piece. A win all around.

To Dahenk.
Wasn't green Dahenk, 28 Nov 2011 21:16
the colour of envy?

To Nothing.
no good sir, it's the sound of a phone Bharat Swami Gujarat, 30 Nov 2011 00:55
green green goes the phone, I pink it up and say ''Yellow?!''

To Dahenk.
A very long time ago Dahenk, 20 Nov 2011 15:26
Nobodyhere.com could make me happy. Nowadays it makes me nauseous. Wahoo, please take your shitty jokes elsewhere. They make me want to barf (hoi Barff).


To Powerfulidea.
Too bad Powerfulidea, 22 Nov 2011 05:53
I thought they were pretty funny

To Nothing.
You make me want bleeeeh eweee, 23 Nov 2011 02:24
to puke (hoi Puke)

To Berre.
pukekohe! Berre, 27 Nov 2011 07:35


To Mrsblaat.
Allo Mrsblaat, 02 Dec 2011 21:18
Barff. Dank U Henk. Well said. We all are dispersed and not communicating. De originals should start posting again and get back that heyday of 'The Bugs'. You know who you are... so let's get that going again.

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