That's why everything keeps falling apart: was born into the wrong star sign. No wonder my horoscope never made any sense. All this time I've been following the wrong advice. I've searched for or avoided people with the wrong star sign.
Now what? Is there a support group for transzodiacs? Should I have spiritual corrective surgery? If so, to what sign? Will society ever accept me? Where can I start?
The woman from my insurance company was pretty intolerant:
"No sir, that's certainly not covered."