But when I left I thought: "potatoes"!
- Ok, just the potatoes.
I thought: darn, I forgot the potatoes. Now I'm outside and I need to go back, but I got these crackers and sausages and they might think I'm stealing them because I don't have the receipt. But then I though I'd just go to the same check-out counter and she'll recognize me. But that was your colleague, who's having lunch right now, the girl who usually works on fridays. I think her name was Selena or Saleema. You know who I mean?
- Sure. That's 1 euro 80.
She used to have a mold in her neck and she had a thing with the security guy, who got fired after stealing cigarettes. I don't think Selena had anything to do with it. Or Saleema or something...
Really! I was just here. Murat had to check the price of the sausages, because they weren't in the system. Ask Murat... Or Marik... The tall guy, who used to have a thing with Selena.
Samira! That's it.
- Marik and Samira?
They had a thing. Long time ago. When the bottle machine wasn't working, I went to the back and they were... uhm... doing uhm...
But that was long before you and Marik. Really. I only saw it a couple of times.
- A couple of times?
Way back. Four months ago. Maybe even six. Even before he had a thing with Tamara.
- Tamara? With black hair? Or brown?
Black. Bread department. When the oven broke down, they were uhm...
- The bastard!
Really, I'm not lying!
- I believe you. The bastard! I knew it.
You believe me? Good. 1 euro 80 for just the potatoes. Right, here it is. Thank you and have a nice weekend!