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Collin. 		O.O Collin, 04 Okt 20:07
And It Rained....

Elling. 		...And the Gods made love Elling, 04 Okt 20:51

Nothing. 		thanks for being here Elling Ratchet down a bit, 05 Okt 01:39
I am completely uninspired now. You should have your very own webpage, Elling. I'd visit it from time to time. But this is too much.

Daninatalia. 		i agree Daninatalia, 05 Okt 02:26
elling is funny (:

Elling. 		could be wrong i could be right, coul... Elling, 05 Okt 16:33
I dont think the other one was complimenting me....

Nothing. 		Cryptic compliment. Continued cluelessness?, 05 Okt 18:59
Cloaked by criticism.

Elling. 		could be black i could be white, i could Elling, 05 Okt 22:31
be right i could be wrong, i could be white i could be black/ Your time has come, your second skin/ You climb so high and gain so low/ Walk through the valley/ The written word is a lie/// May the road rise with you. May the road rise with you. May the road rise with you. May the road rise with youuu...///I could be wrong...I could be right...I could be wrong...I could be right.../// I could be wrong, I could be right. I could be black, I could be white.I could be right, I could be wrong, I could be black, I could be white.../// They put a hotwire to my head, 'cuz of the things I did and said. They made these feelings go away, but those feelings get in every way/// Anger is an energy. Anger is an energy. Anger is an energy. Anger is an energy. Anger is an energy. Anger is an energy. Anger is an energy. Anger is an energy.

Nothing. 		Well that was pleasantly non-sequitur blood will tell, 06 Okt 01:52
You are a very peculiar molecule Elling. I actually like PiL enough that I bought an album of theirs used. What's funny is that I didn't like them as a kid, maybe because my parents listened to them. They were like undercover punks, and strangely, that's what I rebelled against for a time. Now I find myself doing the same stuff they did.

Elling. 		eh thanks Elling, 07 Okt 19:52
hmm, how old are you and your parents? as most youngish people still call themselves kids

Elling. 		oh yeah Elling, 07 Okt 22:49
have you seen John Lydon in that butter advert?

Nothing. 		I'm 32ish anarchronist , 08 Okt 01:18
And my parents are that many years older than me. I haven't seen that advert. Is it for Rotten Butter?

Elling. 		32ish...did you forget? Elling, 08 Okt 14:06
64...i thought they'd be too old for PiL...its Countrylife butter, heres the link

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mSE-Iy_tFY

Nothing. 		No I didn't forget. Vague enough for you?, 09 Okt 06:59
Some people don't tell their age to the exact day. PiL is from all the way back in 1978, when you were but a distant carbon based molecule. I was 2ish, and my parents were in their early to mid thirties. My dad has a lot of brothers of different ages, and some of their musical tastes would rub off on him.

Mrsblaat. 		Mrsblaat, 05 Okt 07:12
Welcome to England!

Berre. 		In the rain Berre, 05 Okt 21:33


www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UW3nJmS66o

Collin. 		True Or False ? Collin, 16 Sep 18:54
Got This SMS on my Cell..... Coming October 17th the Sun will rise Continuouslyfor for 36 hours (1.5days) at that time the US countries will be dark for 1.5days. It will Convert 3 days to 2 big days. It will happen Once in 2400years.

Nothing. 		true. fact checker, 16 Sep 19:05
a decent probability that you did get the message on your cell about the event you describe here.

Nothing. 		I know this guy... Kernel Mustard, 16 Sep 21:05
whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN and he saw a note on his mirror that said ''Call 911!'' but he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an email entitled ''Join the crew!''

Nothing. 		He knew it wasn't a hoax, Kernel Mustard, 16 Sep 21:07
because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to save us from Armageddon when the year 2000 rolls around. His program will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute the $600 Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates (It's true--I read it all last week in a mass email from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disneyworld Vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the email to everyone I know).

Nothing. 		The poor man then tried to call 911 Kernel Mustard, 16 Sep 21:08
from a pay phone to report his missing kidney, but reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said ''Welcome to the world of AIDS.''

Nothing. 		Luckily, Kernel Mustard, 16 Sep 21:09
he was only a few blocks from the hospital--the very one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an email and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every email he receives. I sent him two emails and one of them was a bunch of X's and O's in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to twenty people you will have good luck but ten people only will give you OK luck and if you send it to less than ten people you will have bad luck FOR SEVEN YEARS!)

Nothing. 		So anyway, Kernel Mustard, 16 Sep 21:10
the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving along without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.

Nothing. 		And, Kernel Mustard, 16 Sep 21:11
it's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.

Elling. 		hahahaha Elling, 16 Sep 21:12
something i always thought, you'd think AIDS would be nice helpful with such a name

Nothing. 		''When god gives you aids, Sarah Silverman, 16 Sep 21:23
make lemonaid!''

Elling. 		it has to be said... Elling, 16 Sep 21:31
hahahahahahahaha

Maggot. 		True Or False ? Maggot, 17 Sep 09:39
How should i know, i'm only a simple maggot

Nothing. 		make sure I know better, 21 Sep 13:32
you don't get labelled a retard by those who should know better

Collin. 		DaYs Collin, 13 Sep 18:23
AH...Those Where the days.......

Nothing. 		Not to mention whoopee, 13 Sep 18:39
THE NIGHTS!

Nothing. 		i wish.... Mike Nesmith, 13 Sep 19:23
...i was Peter Tork

Englishbob. 		Michael Nesmith Englishbob, 13 Sep 19:28
was the main man! 'Listen to the Band'!!!

Dawn. 		:) Dawn, 13 Sep 23:34
I was in love with Davy Jones.

Salotehawaiii. 		no WAY! Salotehawaiii, 14 Sep 16:18
HE was MINE!!! Hahahahaha

Omena. 		now Omena, 14 Sep 22:34
and then

farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/2323316540_67c20807ca_o.jpg

Omena. 		upon further investigation Omena, 14 Sep 22:47
there's yet another entrant in the ''Davy's Mine'' competition

www.toddrice.com/images/todd-davy-big.jpg

Salotehawaiii. 		You are Salotehawaiii, 15 Sep 01:50
mean and destroy my memories. hahahaha

Dawn. 		Oh dear Dawn, 15 Sep 23:05
not a pretty sight :(

Collin. 		life Collin, 27 Aug 20:32
we are born only once.

Redsboy. 		Some say, Redsboy, 27 Aug 22:41
''Once is enough.''

Elling. 		well DUH! Elling, 28 Aug 03:28
you think stating the blatantly obvious makes you sound deep, intelligent and thoughtful?

Nothing. 		so... Marina, 28 Aug 04:45
I take it you don't believe in reincarnation then?

Collin. 		humm Collin, 21 Aug 18:08
God Knows.who is saying what to whom in here ?

Elling. 		no he doesnt... Elling, 21 Aug 19:59
he knows less than all of us...and cares less than all of us...NATAS PIHSROW

Nothing. 		Its no wonder you are so miserable, name, 21 Aug 21:33
and hates everybody, including yourself. Satin will devour you and probably has already. He will chew you up and if lucky he will spit you out.. Your days are numbered Elling, don't be such a total fool...

Nothing. 		yes i spell his name wrong on purpose, name, 21 Aug 22:08
since i refuse to spell it like you do. Maybe i can spell it sa-elling-tan.....saellingtan since you are in his belly and being lied to by the father of all lies, the great deceiver, he does not even deserve a name, how utterly foolish you are Elling...

Nothing. 		brain fry must be contageous for once write something normal, 22 Aug 02:50
name is now suffering from it too

Elling. 		Saellingtan...I like that name Elling, 22 Aug 05:06
I AM SATAN so how the fuck could i devour myself, crawl into my own bellybutton like on Ren and fucking Stimpy?!?! If you know so fucking much, how many days do I have left you tightfuckface??? Being Satan, the number of days I have left would be infinity, which is not a number, its a word. therefore you are talking shit. youre the one whos days are numbered as you are a mere mortal and will die soon, slowly, and painfully if i have anything to do with it (which i will)...whist doing this ill say things like: WHOS THE FUCKING FOOL NOW BITCH!?!? etc...another point, you say ''the father of lies'' lies are things, they dont have mummys and daddys, they dont have genes, they dont get given birth to...NOW WHOS CRAZY YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH?!?! oh, id rather not even have a name than have the name 'name'

Nothing. 		You are only a figment name, 22 Aug 15:04
of your own warped imagination, an insane idiot that has played insane games too long. But the real problem is from the peoples view in the splats is you are like a bad smell that won't go away.. You stink Elling.. But this is my last comment about you, since you are nothing, not worth the slightest mention.

Elling. 		me, insane maybe but ur insanely idiotic Elling, 22 Aug 23:41
No, if I was just a figment of my own imagination, I wouldnt actually exist to you and you wouldnt have to read any of my good shit and i wouldnt receive your crappy shit...Playing it too long? Is there some sort of fucking time limit?! now ive gone over that limit youre gonna do some seriously scary revolutionary shit i suppose...HOLY SHIT ID BETTER PREPARE MYSELF!!! I smell of carbon, some like it, some dont, usually the ones who cant shut the hell up and worship me are stuupid enough to lack enough imagination to think that everyone must think the same way...and by me acting the idiot, the idiotic way you respond makes you look even more idiotic, the way you seem to think due to my comments that you know me extremely well and this is the only dimension to my personality, therefore making you assume im worth nothing, thats the most idiotic thing about this argument, even more idiotic than me being satan...oh how ill miss your idiocy that makes me laugh my ass off so

Sequeira. 		amen, Sequeira, 23 Aug 00:50
brother.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SaFTm2bcac

Nothing. 		To be a satan name, 25 Aug 20:13
worshiper, the first requirement is to lick 10 assholes...

Nothing. 		Old MacDonald had a farm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOUORYAPd, 08 Sep 23:04
eey eey oh

Collin. 		Nice Day. Collin, 05 Aug 20:50
Hi Elling...

Elling. 		It is indeed... Elling, 05 Aug 21:54
Hello Collin...are you Scottish?

Nothing. 		shut 2+ 2 whams the spam, 05 Aug 22:44
your malodorous arse

Sequeira. 		I'm a real bug! Sequeira, 05 Aug 22:53
I'm so excited. I can even add a link to another site?? That's fucking crazy! It's not even the best movie but it's just fucking amazing that I can do it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDQlSSOXU6A

Nothing. 		YEAH ! and here you are, 05 Aug 23:02
I always suspected you looked like a lump of snot

Sequeira. 		and still the question remains unanswere Sequeira, 05 Aug 23:24
d as to whether or not Collin is Scottish.

Nothing. 		I would say that the question Alistair McAlistair aye the noo, 06 Aug 00:33
should have remained unasked, which would have saved everyone the bother. Is anyone - including Colin - in the slightest interested ?

Elling. 		theres me and... Elling, 06 Aug 06:06
I think Collin would be interested in finding out if he was Scottish...

Nothing. 		Gay boy Elling, name, 06 Aug 01:24
you still here dum dums?

Elling. 		There is no gay boy Elling... Elling, 06 Aug 06:04
who the fuck could this person be addressing? the term person is used erm...

Nothing. 		The lady/ladyboy Hamlet Act 3, scene 2, 06 Aug 08:34
doth protest too much, methinks

Elling. 		NOOOOO Elling, 06 Aug 10:23
mijn bum doet pijn

Collin. 		no Collin, 06 Aug 18:28
not sco... i am burmese.

Elling. 		FINALLY WE GET THERE Elling, 06 Aug 19:27
now i can relax and get back to kicking newborn babies to make sure they are actually existing :-)

Collin. 		Where Collin, 30 Jul 12:31
where are the good guys ????????????????????

Inaperfectworld. 		I was wondering Inaperfectworld, 30 Jul 15:58
the same thing.

Englishbob. 		Im right here. Englishbob, 30 Jul 17:30
I've never been away.

Dawn. 		Hi Bob Dawn, 01 Aug 11:43
:)

Elling. 		locked up Elling, 30 Jul 20:22
in my basement

Nothing. 		the Cunt is BACK! Pizza Cunt, 31 Jul 00:22
and it's sparing you no mercy Mr. Elling! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT + cunt = CUNt

Elling. 		woah Elling, 31 Jul 01:58
i think i broke his brain with my foul-mouthed nature...proof that swearing is dangerous, kids!

Nothing. 		but you see.. Pizza Cunt, 31 Jul 04:06
cunt + cunt is easy. It is preschool! the answer is really simple. cunt + cunt = cunt. simple as that, cunt! let's all order a pizza and call it a cunt!

Nothing. 		Justice is served! Captain justice, 31 Jul 20:14
as king of the mites, I hereby declare that Elling is cool and that you shall never bother her again with your cunting ramblings.

Nothing. 		it actually hasn't been served. Pizza Cunt, 01 Aug 00:13
cuz I'm still doin it. CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Elling. 		Cunts... Elling, 01 Aug 01:52
Well did you hear theres a natural order?...That those most deserving will end up with the most, that the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top?...Well I say, shit floats. If you thought things had changed, friend you'd better think again. But to put in the fewest of words...'Cunts Are Still Running the World'

Nothing. 		cuntination rules the world. Pizza Cunt, 01 Aug 03:22
Cunt + Cunt = Cunt.

Nothing. 		It appears Evolutionized horse, 01 Aug 03:26
you've run out of material.

Nothing. 		Ms/Miss/Mrs/Mr Eling shut it the enforcer, 01 Aug 08:26
you spunk breath

Elling. 		its 'Oh Miss Satan' to you... Elling, 01 Aug 21:50
and make me, bitch

Marmijt. 		slept Marmijt, 30 Jul 21:35
for almost hundred years

Poulette. 		=P Poulette, 30 Jul 22:28
Wondering the same; still single here... wAahHAhahHA

Salotehawaii. 		Hi Pou Salotehawaii, 31 Jul 19:25
too hot for fur here....how about there?

Bufanda. 		Hey, Salo! Bufanda, 02 Aug 17:27
How was Paradise? Here, cold... :(

Salo. 		hot volcanoes Salo, 02 Aug 19:22
warm ponds, and cool dude ^^

Redsboy. 		It all depends Redsboy, 30 Jul 23:03
on what you mean by ''good.''

Rip. 		I misbehave a lot Rip, 30 Jul 23:26
but I am told I'm very, very good.

Elling. 		Rip... Elling, 31 Jul 01:56
such a violent name on so many levels...well, 2

Nothing. 		multiplication is similar to cuntination Pizza Cunt, 31 Jul 04:10
cunt x cunt = ??? for multiplication, you take the amount of cunts in the first cunt, and put them into groups of the cunt in the second cunt. so, can yah find the answer? the answer = cunt x cunt = cuntfuck

Elling. 		wish i could write more in this title bo Elling, 01 Aug 02:07
What's cunt multiplied by your IQ?

Nothing. 		you do not know the meaning of Pizza Cunt, 01 Aug 03:21
cuntination. cunt x cunt = cuntfuck

Nothing. 		that's not even a multiplication sign.. Evolutionized horse, 01 Aug 03:27
it's just an x.

Elling. 		come on... Elling, 01 Aug 05:43
thats just being picky...im sure theres more obvious faults to his point than that

Bombterre. 		Celebrating Bombterre, 30 Jul 23:29
A birthday :)

Salotehawaiii. 		Happy Birthday Salotehawaiii, 31 Jul 06:09
to YOU!

Stretch. 		Have a Stretch, 03 Aug 04:30
happy birthday Miss Katie.....Mike

Seltaeb. 		I keep Seltaeb, 31 Jul 04:09
ending up at tennis courts...

Nothing. 		I'd tell you... GS, 31 Jul 06:21
but then I'd have to kill you!

Clairdelune. 		Gay or married, Clairdelune, 01 Aug 06:35
as the saying goes.

Collin. 		ant Collin, 12 Jul 18:59
its really hard to be an ant...aha

Nothing. 		the caterpillar.... someone who thought he was donovan, 12 Jul 20:56
...sheds his skin to find the butterfly within

Elling. 		yes... Elling, 12 Jul 21:41
but ants are just born ugly, they live ugly, then they die ugly. if they shed their skin they die a horrible painful death...great advice youre giving pool Collin

Elling. 		poor Elling, 12 Jul 21:42
not pool

www.oops.com

Collin. 		rain Collin, 08 Jul 05:47
more rain..........uufffff

Collin. 		Where Collin, 28 Jun 20:05
Where are the good guys ?????

Elling. 		here :) Elling, 29 Jun 02:07
hello darling...

Collin. 		Hi Collin, 29 Jun 06:54
Hi elling ??? hows life moving on ??

Elling. 		ah yes Elling, 29 Jun 20:50
into a strange place of wonder, fun, boredom and confusion....hows yours?


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