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Astro. 		''M-Hoff'' Astro, 05 Sep 20:18
being a chat person and an artist as well as a writer, I liked Hoff Moth and Barishnihoff the best - but ''to each his own''. HEY! Good one! ha ha ha

Astro. 		Hooray for Wahoo Astro, 03 Sep 23:59
The strong beetle that isn't afraid of these little mites who pester and hide!

Betelgeuse. 		And hooray for you! Betelgeuse, 04 Sep 03:24
for the same reason!

newsgrist.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/lutte.jpg

Astro. 		Howdy Do Bob Astro, 03 Sep 18:38
How did you know it wasn't me? And some others might not have known so just thought I would set the record straight. Really! I DO also have a sense of humor and playfulness. So you are a teenager?

Nothing. 		Howdy Do Bob! the thankful spider, 03 Sep 19:44
No shit! We'd have never guesssed! God we must be soooooooooooooooo stupid. Glad you're here to save us.

Nothing. 		Hello Astro Relieved Mite, 03 Sep 21:30
Im not Rosi. But I know we all needed you to clear up the big mystery. Do you really think we are so goddamn stupid? Relieved Mite here.

Wahoo. 		You Wahoo, 03 Sep 23:25
little mites with out the courge to have an idenity, are sick... You get your enjoys by persecuting a lady. Don't you feel real proud???

Astro. 		Gosh Wahoo Astro, 03 Sep 23:56
I am so releived to find a friend to champion me here. Sometimes I wonder why there are human beings that try to make others unhappy. They must have terrible lives to want to do this. Thanks for the words you gave them.

Nothing. 		Both of you name, 04 Sep 17:12
need to come down off the high-horse you're on. Mr. religion defending drooling imbecile. What next?

Nothing. 		Gosh Wahoo name, 04 Sep 17:45
I am so ''releived'' you bawled us out...have been feeling so guilty about getting ''our enjoys'' with a lady who needs ''something to hold on to''.

Wahoo. 		Its Wahoo, 04 Sep 23:51
obvious you little no idenity mite is uninformed.. Mr. religion??? Not by a country mile, but i do consider it right to speak up when a fellow human being is being constantly harassed by a mean spirited and vindictive person intent on driving one from the site.. In fact i consider it my duty to speak up and i would do the same for you if you were being tormented and harassed.. I suggest you find some other way to amuse yourself..

Astro. 		Everyone ready for a joke? Astro, 03 Sep 03:01
A man had a terrible toothache and went to his dentist. The dentist said,''It has to come out. I'll give you a shot.'' ''I can't stand shots!'' ''Well then, I'll give you gas'' ''NO NO! It makes me sick to my stomach.'' All right.'' The dentist went to the sink and poured a glass of water. He gave it to the man with a pill and said, ''Drink all of the water with the pill.'' The man did and then asked what it was. ''Viagra'', the dentist said. ''Why? asked the patient. The dentist said, ''Because I had to give you something to hang on to!''

Wahoo. 		Our own Astro Wahoo, 03 Sep 03:24
Who would have thought it. Hahahahahaha

Sourgirl. 		the best Astro´s joke ever Sourgirl, 03 Sep 07:46
ha,ha,ha..now everybody knows the real Astro!..keep being so damn good at telling jokes...

Allisonh. 		Sticks finger down throat... Allisonh, 04 Sep 12:01
gags.

Astro. 		WOW Astro, 31 Aug 16:44
who among you fixed my printer? While reading today's splats, the printer box popped up and said it was online. However, when I clicked print - it proceeded to print out FIVE copies of my last incoming e-mail! Delayed memory? I only asked for one when the printer refused to work. Again HELP! Has anyone heard from Stretch?

Nothing. 		Oh damn! Dissappointed Mite, 31 Aug 17:17
You did not reallly go away as you said you would. The battiness continues. Dissappointed Mite here.

Betelgeuse. 		mumble, mumble, mumble Betelgeuse, 31 Aug 17:37
z zz zz z z zzzzzzzz......

Nothing. 		Battiness? An observer , 31 Aug 18:25
You little dissappointed mite is the batty one. You are sick and full of bitterness and it will eat you up!

Nothing. 		DITTO! name, 31 Aug 18:35
How many more farewell speeches?? Promises, promises...

Nothing. 		talking to yourself, Dissappointed? *shakes head*, 01 Sep 12:41
what a sad-case

Betelgeuse. 		Very bizarre... Betelgeuse, 31 Aug 17:36
I've had a strange printer thing happen to me before while in the sink... it printed out a little smiling face, completely uninvited... I have no idea about Stretch, but hope he's OK - I guess it will be a while before anyone in that area gets access to the internet...

Humbug. 		maybe you asked five times Humbug, 31 Aug 21:56
to print 1 copy while the printer refused to work?

Nothing. 		How the hell do you Flabbergasted, 01 Sep 06:02
make it out of bed every morning without injuring yourself is a mystery. Betcha can't tie your shoelaces without help either, Ms. ''Biography.'' Now that's GOTTA be a good laugh. You should include these splat messages, to show your smarter side.

Nothing. 		yap, yap, yap disheartened, 01 Sep 12:29
Flabbergasted, Dissappointed, whoever you are - piss off and get some help, odious speck.

Nothing. 		Right on name, 01 Sep 21:28
It ain't the age of the bicycle that makes for a bumpy ride, 'tis the missing spokes.

Astro. 		Thank You Everyone Astro, 31 Aug 03:59
who has replied to my ''last message''. Dawn especially gave a wonderful view of the Tiny Tim that I remember. The 1990's were especially good versions. All of you are wonderful to give me the feeling that even oldsters who are not as computor literate as you young people are, are still welcome and have something to contribute that might be worthwhile. I realize my seriousness needs lightening up. This I do when I can but if you could read my biography that I am writing, you would know why my verbal attempts at humor are not as developed as yours. I envy all of you your expertise at being able to enter so many wonderful interesting things for others to share. I'll be around to listen and occasionally contribute. Thanks again.

Omena. 		if you're writing your biography Omena, 31 Aug 05:31
then can I write your autobiography? ^^

Astro. 		hi 'Mena Astro, 31 Aug 05:36
ha ha seems as though i've been making a few errors like that lately. Thanks for the catch!

Omena. 		let me know Omena, 31 Aug 06:09
if you need an editor, Astro. I'm down to only one full-time and two part-time jobs now (not including the pro bono services for berre...) so I must have some extra time.

Nothing. 		Projectile vomiting!! flabbergasted, 01 Sep 10:44
...

Sourgirl. 		*** Sourgirl, 31 Aug 08:13
Dear state of tennessee always a good observer...we really had fun today...thank you

Nothing. 		Hm hm, Omena name, 01 Sep 21:37
Offering to be the editor? You will end up rewriting the whole darn astrography....biastrophe?

Sourgirl. 		same conditions Sourgirl, 31 Aug 08:11
my verbal attempts at humor are not as developed as most people here either, but we will always can have ''Dear State of Tenessee'' (Omena) to simplify our lifes as always, right? (and we can not forget the ha,ha,ha´s). Thanks Astro you taught me a lot today...

Hallie. 		Your cue, Rosi Hallie, 31 Aug 18:31
...Omena to simplify OUR lives....hihihi

Rosibutterfly. 		hihihihi ... Rosibutterfly, 01 Sep 10:19
nicely caught Tina .. in this case I don't mind being included, but I might have to post a general splat about it. Whaddya think eh?

Hallie. 		Since you ask me... Hallie, 02 Sep 01:20
fuggeddaboudid! Let people talk they way they want (they will anyway), and stop trying to control their words. ~~@[:-)

Astro. 		Hello? Astro, 04 Sep 00:18
Isn't Hallie someone who used to call herself a jello lover?

Astro. 		Okay! Astro, 30 Aug 03:59
My last message - it is obvious I don't belong to this crowd. Have your own kind of fun.

Nothing. 		It's about time! Relieved Mite, 30 Aug 04:47
What took you so long to realize this? Then again, you are kind of dim. Relieved Mite here.

Betelgeuse. 		i hope it wasn't this churlish jerk Betelgeuse, 30 Aug 10:40
who made up your mind, Astro :-(

Rosibutterfly. 		such bullying .. Rosibutterfly, 31 Aug 00:44
do you hide your identity for fear of being treated the same way or are you just ashamed that you treat an older person this way?

Astro. 		HI Hi ROSIBUTTERFLY Astro, 04 Sep 00:09
Belatedly I thank you and all the bugs who have squashed the mites who are being nothing but pests! Killerbunny, Aime and Beutel have also jumped into the fray.

Betelgeuse. 		Astro! Betelgeuse, 30 Aug 10:39
If you're serious, that is a great shame... There are a lot of individuals here who will miss you.

Amie. 		Don't leave Astrol Amie, 30 Aug 18:30
Don't stay away too long, Astro. You will be missed by many. Don't let a few discourage you from going to bug sink city. Just keep your raid bug spray handy in times of need. But take care of you first. Gbu!

Killerbunnies. 		ASTRO! Killerbunnies, 30 Aug 23:43
DON'T LEAVE ASTRO!!!!!!!!!!!! You're one of the only people who cares about the site!

Rosibutterfly. 		Astro Rosibutterfly, 31 Aug 00:47
it is only possible to be bullied if you allow it. I would love to see you ignore it and remain here in the community!

Astro. 		God Bless Us All Astro, 29 Aug 06:50
as Tiny Tim would say.

Agut. 		God Agut, 29 Aug 11:14
who is that?

Bobappeal. 		Is he also in this sink? Bobappeal, 29 Aug 11:16
Can't believe that!

Nothing. 		don't antropomorfisize up god waiting for goddog, 29 Aug 11:26
(he) can't help it

Nothing. 		maybe name, 29 Aug 12:30
a (she) ?

Win. 		with a soft spot Win, 29 Aug 12:45
for miniature golf?

Agut. 		Agut, 29 Aug 13:12
or a soft spot for Huge Spoons?

Win. 		oh, my muse, Win, 29 Aug 15:03
my goodness...;-)

Nothing. 		Love your spelling name, 29 Aug 21:12
Can't help what???

Nothing. 		anything what else?, 29 Aug 23:37
everything

Nothing. 		. name, 29 Aug 16:31
ß ñêàçàëà óñïîêîåòñÿ, à íå èñ÷åçíèò! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing. 		Amazing name, 29 Aug 21:09
What such a banal quote can stir up

Humanoid. 		and nobody asks Humanoid, 29 Aug 22:18
who the fuck was tiny tim

www.tinytim.org/

Dawn. 		Tiny Tim Dawn, 29 Aug 22:31
here he is :)

www.cedmagic.com/featured/christmas-carol/1992-mupp-tiny-tim.html

Bobappeal. 		I am glad... Bobappeal, 30 Aug 08:37
lil Bob Cratchit has also a great role in this!

Astro. 		Hi Hi HI Astro, 27 Aug 16:55
Is your name Dayappster or WHAT? You sound very lonesome so why don't we get acquainted? I am Astro and live in USA on west coast. I am a writer and a senior female. If you would like me as a friend, click on my bug here and go to my personal page and leave a message. Maybe we can have some interesting conversations by meeting in the chat room at specific times.

Astro. 		For Friends Astro, 22 Aug 16:09
Sorry I couldn't pull up your pics Yvonne. My verizon.net can't do that I guess. Wish I could have seen them, you had so many good replies.


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